BUS CONDUCTOR & WISE PASSENGER

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BUS CONDUCTOR & WISE PASSENGER::----
Conductor Asked One Of His Passengers: Wey Ur Money?
Passenger Replied: I Be Staff!
Conductor Queried: Which Kind Staff U Be!
>U Be Police?
=No!
>U Be Soldier?
=No!
>U Be Navy!
=No!
>U Be Air Force?
=No!
>Then Wetin U Be! Abeg Pay Ur Money!
:-passenger Replied:
I Be Boko Staff!
*All Passengers Shouted: WHAAT!!! Conductor U Dey Mad? Oga Boko, Sorry Sir, Abeg No Vex, We Go Pay For U Sir.
=Everybody Screamed - Driver Next Junction Owaoo!!

Happy Sunday everyone..

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